My vanity reigns supreme!

Hello flapjacks. Not only is today NATIONAL PANCAKES DAY but it is also the day I succumb once and for all to my need for validation via the interweb.

I have been a vegetarian for almost 4 years and it hasn't brought me ANY notoriety. I am pissed.

However, now I have a chance to make my dreams come true. I submitted my nerdiest self portrait in an attempt to note only prove that nerdiness is better, but also (more importantly) to win a trip to Hawaii for two. That works out because that way both me and my huge ego can go.

I know you don't know me, but I am giving out free handjobs for all those that submit a vote. TRUTH.

Vote here.

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