Halloween never looked so good.

I think this guy dressed up as a Mexican. I know so little about the culture but what I do know tells me this guy is 100% right on.


I've never seen a pelvic exam from the perspective of the doctor, but I imagine it looks something (exactly) like this.

What the Frak?!

So, it's been a little while. I know I should have called. I can explain, really. I swear its not you its me. Can't we be friends?

In related news, there is something large living in my kitchen that I only catch glimpses of before it skitters away. I am assuming (correctly) that what I am actually seeing is the tail end of some lobster knife fights.

See Exhibit A.