2/19/11

Take some lessons, ladies.


Hey witch! You're doing it wrong.

2/16/11

Sweet Dreams!




He's single, ladies!

It Aint Over Until the Fat Lady something something


Hey, so, I know I haven't been around much.

I stopped updating my blog because...sigh. I don't want to lie to you. I stopped updating my blog because I was kidnapped by legal aliens and taken to Wisconsin to learn the ancient rituals of cheese worship. I know you can understand.

My February's Eve Resolution is to start updating this worthless crapfest regularly again.

So with THAT being said, let me go ahead and show you this:


This is my wedding photo. I will give you 500 million drachma if you can guess which one is me.

HINT: sexy denims