My So Called Asshole

Jared Leto needs to take a quick minute to remove his head from his butthole. Whereas he used to be a stud, now he just has tiny pants with thrillions of studs on them. Thrillions, for the record, is a word.

He used to bring me the thunder down under when he played Jordan Catalano back in the day, now he just makes me want to sew up my own vagina and stab my eyes with one of those little swords you get in fancy tropical drinks.

As a side note, JLeto is also super short in real life which makes me even more bummed. This little elf needs to take it down a notch or seven with the douchery.


  1. Get glasses and a life.

  2. haha so true! thank you hunter burgan for introducing me to this!