Q: Which one is the real skank?
A: Trick question! They both are.
This hot fuckery mess of a couple is my (not so secret) guilty pleasure. I don't know what to say about them, really. Aside from Doug Hutchinson's perpetual child-raper eyes, his 17 year old wife makes me sad on the inside because of her creepy trashy old lady looks. In spite of this I still can't stop myself from reading every article ever written about these trainwreck a-holes.
This is going no where good, I can tell you that much. I guess the real mystery is will it end with: divorce, drug overdose, adopting a Korean baby and naming it Frederick (a la Frederick's of Hollywood or as Courtney Stodden refers to it "my church clothes"), or all of the above?
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