Hey, so, I know I haven't been around much.
I stopped updating my blog because...sigh. I don't want to lie to you. I stopped updating my blog because I was kidnapped by legal aliens and taken to Wisconsin to learn the ancient rituals of cheese worship. I know you can understand.
My February's Eve Resolution is to start updating this worthless crapfest regularly again.
So with THAT being said, let me go ahead and show you this:
This is my wedding photo. I will give you 500 million drachma if you can guess which one is me.
HINT: sexy denims