My mac inbox has stayed relatively safe from the perverse infestations that afflict all of my other email accounts. Jimmy Poopbreath has not emailed me in months to tell me about rude cough syrup or smelly pine cones.
However, I was graced with this gem earlier this week and I felt it to be so profound, it was worth pressing apple+shift+3 and sharing it with you boners.
I hope you've learned a thing or two, flaccid penis! I know www.21113.org sure did.