Three great reasons the 70s was a better place for gays and pedophiles.

Please take a moment to check out these very creepy and very real ads from the 70s. It seems like 'being sexy' was a theme for that entire decade.

1. An ad for Sauna Hot Pants. A product that in future reference will be known as PLEASE GET ME THESE NOW.


2. Sexy socks for uncomfortable gays. I don't mean to offend, but if you can explain to me how this ad would appeal to straight men, I'll let you sock me right in the gayface.


3. My personal favorite. Not just because I like teddy bears, but mostly because I REALLY like raping pretty little woman girls.