Return Policy?

While perusing the internet looking for young girls to buy, I found this little harlot trying to rip people off. I wrote her an angry letter:

Dear Jon Benet,
Um, HELLO???? No one is going to want to rape and torture you if you have a giant hole in your face. Get a clue.

Always watching,
Rapey

What's the point of raping a little girl if you can't wear her face afterwards? She better come with replacement parts or I want my $50 back.