You people need to get with it and try this thing. It's a new, convenient and totally inconspicuous technological device. It's main features include: adding body weight, telling you the time (of your life!), and giving you a reason to flex when showing the chicks at your place of employment your new gadget.
It's available now for 3 easy payments of $something in the imagined future that never came to be.99
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