Showing posts with label brett erlich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brett erlich. Show all posts

2/8/10

Wanted: Vests and a Firm Handshake

Anybody up for some hot making out ?????? - 22 (LA/Valleys)


Date: 2010-02-08, 7:48PM PST

Hey dudes,

Is anybody up for some hot making out tonight? I have a real weakness for some full lips. like mine. LOL. I also get into a bunch of other things, but I want to start slow with some passionate french kissing. See where things go. Maybe some oral, j/o.

LOOKING FOR A NO PRESSURE THING. JUST HANG FOR A BIT AND EXPLORE EACH OTHER.

I'M a 22 year old college student and I'm about 5'10. I play some basketball and love to go rock climbing. I have a lean body (about 155 lbs or so). Boyish face w/ full lips.
MY MOM IS MEXICAN AND MY DAD IS FROM AUSTRIA. SO I GUESS I'VE GOT KINDA OF A INTERNATIONAL LOOK.

GET BACK AT ME WITH A FACE PIC AND SOME STATS, IF YOU ARE THAT HOT KISSER I'M LOOKING FOR.

ADIOS

2/2/10

Cat Beard Concerned for Brett Erlich Face


Brett Erlich Face,

Cat Beard see you on internet recently and felt much fear to see no cat or beard on face. Cat Beard very concerned for you. How you on TV? Your cat beard too small to see from far? Scared feeling for you, Brett Erlich little boy face. You be man now and grow cat beard too.

Cat Beard also see pale white Brett Erlich skin and wonder if sick. Brett Erlich afraid of sun? Cat Beard teach you to use knife so no afraid of nothing. Cat Beard thinks only thing to be afraid of is Brett Erlich bad jacket selection. Cat Beard send you personal shopper.

Cat Beard had long dream where ancient cat beard leader came and said Brett Erlich haircut is not for man but for boy and very dangerous. Many people got sick. Many animals died. Brett Erlich killed my tribe with his haircut. Cat Beard shed single tear when wake up. Cat Beard even skip Starbucks on way to work cause so sad. Cat Beard says you change hair now, Brett Erlich shame face. Don't kill my people.

Please get help with face and head. For Cat Beard sake. For everyone sake.

Friendship,
Cat Beard